So the apex of my career finally revealed itself.
I sold my movie to Dreamworks and we’re in full production of my CGI masterpiece. The story is about a giant pig that finds itself stuck in the ice at the north pole. For 16 whole hours, you watch him wait it out as we destroy the planet inch by inch. The more destruction, the closer the pig comes to freedom! Ahh… I think I feel the smooth texture of an Oscar statue coming to smack me in the back of the head…Help the giant pig melt the polar ice-caps! Destroy the earth by polluting! For every coal factory we keep alive, the pig gets 2 inches closer to freedom!Coming soon to a burning house near you!